Friday, April 22, 2005

splendid

my friend lori just informed me that we have a ten year high school reunion coming up in november. we're both really looking forward to seeing how fat people got. i'ld pay 40 bucks a couple for that. i can't wait. this is going to be awesome.

8 comments:

embee said...

yeah, um. you're the girl that i would dread seeing at my reunion.

are you going to tell them you invented the post-it?

Anonymous said...

please understand. these are all the mean rich pretty girls that you secretly wish would be ugly and large in ten years.

and besides, you have the biggest ta-tas of all of my friends, so don't expect any pity from this a-cupper.

Anonymous said...

post its... HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Good one, MB!

Tink, I hope they're all fat and sagging.

embee said...

talk about big ta-tas. bra shopping yesterday and needed a triple-d. i said, is that a bra size or a figure skating move?

seriously.

yes, i hope they are fat, saggy, and live in trailer homes. for your sake.

*disclaimer: no offense made to those who live in trailer homes that i like, only people who tink didn't like from high school.

Anonymous said...

Triple D? Admiration is all I have for you.

Tink, you will, undoubtedly, be the hottest one there.

Anonymous said...

i don't know. my friend lori is pretty hot.

Anonymous said...

But can she beat you??? I don't think so.

Anonymous said...

she has better hair.

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